Rapping Flight Attendant



Good evening, folks. Welcome aboard. Southwest Airline flight 372 service to Oklahoma city. Those of you guys have flown us before know that we do things a little bit differently our Southwest. Some of us tell jokes, some of us sing, some of us just stand there look beautiful. I am unfortunately can do none of both. So here’s one thing that I do know how to do. We’re gonna shake things up a little bit. I need a little audience participation. Otherwise this is not gonna go over well at all. So here’s what I need. Especially you guys in the front cos you know what’s coming. All right. I need a beat. All right? All you need to do is stomp and clap, and I’m gonna do the rest cos just I’ve had 5 flights today. I just cannot do the regular boring announcement again. Otherwise I put myself to sleep. So, you guys with me? All right.You gotta stomp, clap, stomp, clap. C’mon. Stomp, clap, stomp, clap. They’re on beat, there. There you go. Keep that beat going.

This is flight 372 on SWA. The flight attendants on board serving you today, Teresa in the middle, David in the back.

My name is David and I’m here to tell you that shortly after take-off, first thing first. There’re soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst.

But if you wanna another kinda drink then you holler.
Alcohol beverages will be 4-dollar.

If a Monster Energy Drink is your plan,
that’ll be $3 then you get a whole can.

We won’t take your cash you gotta pay with plastic.
If you have a coupon and that’s fantastic.

We know you’re ready to get to new places.
Open up the bin, put away your suitcases.

Carry-on items go under the seat.
In front of you so none of you have things by your foot.

If you have a seat on a row with the exit,
we’re gonna talk to you so you might as well expect it.

You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you.
If you don’t wanna, then we gonna reseat you.

Before we leave, our advice is
put away your electronic devices,

fasten your seat belt, then put your trays up,
press the button that make the seat back raise up.

Sit back, relax, have a good time.
It’s almost time to go,
I’m done with the rhyme.

Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored.
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard.

Thank you very much for my beat. I appreciate that you'll not get that on the United Airline, I guarantee.

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英語名言 #99

The tree is more than first a seed, then a stem, then a living trunk, and then dead timber. The tree is a slow, enduring force straining to win the sky.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (French writer)
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日本語名言 #134

皆川賢太郎 (アルペンスキーヤー)
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月初めというのは気持ちが引き締まるからでしょうか、単なる気まぐれでしょうか、英語学習欲が復活してきました。来月受験予定のTOEIC TESTに向けたやる気上昇ではありません。「未知の単語や表現を覚えたい」とか「文章を読みたい」といった純粋な欲求です。英語で小説やドラマなどを楽しみたいというよりは、英語力を高めること自体を楽しみたいという感覚。

この感覚をずっと持ち続けたい。(1)英単語の暗記 (2)英文記事の書写と音読から英語学習を再開してみました。飽きっぽい性分なので同じ内容でずっと続けるとは思いませんが、まずは3日坊主を超えることから。明日は今日以上にやるのを目標にしよう。
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